NINE PHRASES WE USE

[GeriD]

This made me laugh today so i thought i'd post it here. See how many are relevant to you:

9 PHRASES WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying Feck You!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Geri

[ukiemom]

Geri,

That was great. I would say I use some if not all of them everyday!!!!

[ThereseM]

Hi GeriD
I love them. They are sooo true No. 1 & 3 are probably most used. I never tell my hubby I'll be ready in 5 mins as he would probably drop dead of shock

[Eileen Bennett]

[Flyakite]

Hee hee, how about...

"You do whatever you think is right"... i.e. do it my way or else!!!

[MariaSlainte]

Yep, those phrases ring very true in this house.

According to my husband, my most used phrase is 'whatever'

Finally, he understands what I mean!!!

Maria